tahthetrickster:

fuckit-imastripper:

sydneythegay:

how-close-am-i-to-losing:

“Her absence had felt like torture - almost a form of personal punishment.”
Well, that’s foreboding.  

“A toast to friends!” -_-

“Give myself two hours coming and going so I can stay out a his way.”

well then. (The Help)

“I’ll never get used to those horrible howls, I thought stubbornly.” oh. (Werewolf of Fever Swamp)

“Remove the core and seeds from the green pepper and chop” (The Everything College Cookbook)

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   Chocolate Bread Pudding…

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   “Then he really let one go at me, and...knew I was on the goddam floor again” Catcher in...

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   THIS EXPLAINS A LOT: ”The acid fermentation of vinegar, although it may be incomplete, is arrested when the vinegar is...

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    “Fifty percent chance...Annotated Wondermark...David Malki !...

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    once we have a model, we can determine its reliability by testing how well other experimental values satisfy the model”...

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    “Ten orders. We were loved, once. Why have you forsaken us, Almighty! Shard of my soul, where have you gone?” This…...

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    “Estimate the sum or difference by rounding each number to the nearest hundred.” …ooooooooooooook

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    “Then, after breakfast, Maia started lessons with...twins.” Lol okay then ;p

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    Moo Goo Gai Pan. …this is probably more accurate than it should be.

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    “It soothed her to do so, and passed the time.”

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    “Daddy told me to pull up on the reins while he gave a listen.” ~Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

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    “When in addition, I see a Chinese coin hanging from your watch-chain, the matter becomes even more simple.” -The...

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    ” ‘That might have happened anyway.’ “ - Blood Price by Tanya Huff

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    “Sweet Lurlina,” said Brrr, ‘I’m slaying them right and left with my conversational wit.” - A Lion Among Men by Gregory...

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    ” Which he, most sweetly, kissed in the receipt, and might no doubt return it, with the letter, and point the place...

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    He paused beside a pillar, before the tomb of a long dead Stark. “I loved that old man.”

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    “Wherever I was, I wasn’t underground anymore.” ..Alright.

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    “Before I left town, we decided to speak on the phone at least twice a day.” Well thats depressing

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    “But Gerald could never attain elegance.” …what.

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    I had to get up and walk to the nearest book. The first sentence that actually starts on pg 45: “His head and beard...

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    so…there is no book near me. figures…

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    “The fire’s not lighting, huh?” Well, that’s what I get for keeping my Calvin and Hobbes close.

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    “And suppose those people in the next room, asleep, are not my mother and father at all.” well then

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    “Lee waited for him to leave, out of earshot” …I don’t even want to know.

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    “However, it meant he was on hand to support his pregnant wife.” Hhahaha this is what happens to your sex life when you...

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    “It’s not that I don’t care for snakes…” A Light In the Attic by Shel Silverstein (I used pg 44 cus pg 45 was a picture)

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    “She turned to her companion: ‘Wasn’t it for you, Lucille?’ - The Great Gatsby

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    “they’d both be sober by then, which wouldn’t make things any easier, but she might even enjoy it.” I wish

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    “Go ‘way.” Alright then.

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    due piani di nuova concezione” “Two-storey tents of...concept” Ehm… 0_o’

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