The Invisible Woman

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Thu, 23 May 2013 08:34:49 -0700

jonandtheon: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN RED ASLERT I TOLD THIS...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:43:51 -0700

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

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Wed, 22 May 2013 21:25:50 -0700

what about meeee

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:52:00 -0700

Okay so

There was this girl who was briefly brought into our RP chat for a few days, and I gave her my skype info and we chatted a bit while she made hats, but we didnt really hit it off. i found out later that she was in a big DOWNSWING at the time, but you know what, thats okay!!!!

Then a couple months later, she is brought back into the chat as she is interested in RPing with us with her OC fire elemental character. I WAS SUPER INTERESTED and i gave her my skype info again (i had deleted her as a friend hahahahhaa) and we kinda talked sometimes.

And then Valentines day rolls around and we’re like, “WE SHOULD MAKE OUR OCS FUCK ON VALENTINES DAY.” and we did, and god, thats where it all really started man.

sEECRIT BONUS Fact, she and I were kinda doint he “i kinda like you and am attracted to you and maybe wanna bone you???????” dance BUT THEEN WE STARTED TALKIN BOUT OUR POOPS and the idea of a relationship SHOT OUT THE WINDOW FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “WHOAH”

No but like elgit, she is my B E S T friend. Like, practically my platonic soul mate if you get my drift. We could never EVER LIVE TOGETHER. like there would be news stories “ROOMATE MURDERS OTHER ROOMMATE BECAUSE THEY GOT ANNOYED, news at 11” but in my dream world I live down the street from her.

We chat on the phone nearly every other day, and have done that for liiiiiiiiiiiiike a year and a half now. Nearing in on two years, wow. She’s kind of a stupid butt with WEIRD TASTE in fictional relationships, but thats okay. I still love her and feed into her love for unhealthy relationships.

This asshole has taught me so much about myself. Like how to love my own body as it is, not as it COULD BE. She’s taught me about social causes and what I need to be educated about. She’s taught me to be a feminist and to empower myself and not be afraid to be as fierce and as unyeilding as I have become. She’s taught me all about writing, about my kinks, about my sense of humor, and about what it means to have a friend who is as close to my heart as she is.

We might shout at each other a lot (a lot) and have small petty arguments, but we honestly do tend to talk it out and we have it out in the open and It’s awesome to have a relationship like that. It’s NOT PERFECT, but its beautiful and this friendship I have with her is perfect in that it complete’s me in a way nothing has before. I hope to call her my friend for the rest of my existence and I hope she punches me in the face for all of this sappy shit I’m writing.

I love you Brynne and I am so excited to see you again in July and to have you hold my hair back while I vomit into a gutter.

This loser is my legit best friend, don’t you ewer forget.

this loser

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:25:00 -0700

Okay

lemme explain you a thing about this muthafuckin winner

She’s SO creative. Like honestly, she has created an entire HEADCANON WHICH MANY PEOPLE ON TUMBLR ACCEPT about the portal 2 personality spheres or whatever they’re called. ALSO the fucking personifications of sins based off of the Lorax movie???????!?!?!??!?! THIS BITCH. THIS MUTHAFUCKIN BITCH.

SHE Is so creative and SO TALENTED. like legit. When she sets her heart on a project SHE SEES THAT SHIT THROUGH and they ALWAYS AWESOME. ALWAYS. ALSO

Gegg’s is a mothafucking amazing roleplayer. She is ALWAYS incharacter and she comes up with amazing backstories and characters that you always fall in love with. see Trap or the Demons.

I HOPE to one day have the money to move across country and live with dis bitch. She’d be a gr8 roomate. I miss her and want to see her again. She should COME AND VISIT ME WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE

WOW, what a creative, talented loser.

THAT DUMB DINGUS BONG HIT BANDIT WOW WHAT A DRUGGED UP LOSER

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:19:11 -0700

Okay so, this asshole, the bongnngnnngngndong lady

she’s a chill ass mofo.

Like I wanna hit her up, and smoke a few bowls with her, and then go out on the town cuz i like to move around when im smokin

But I met her during roleplay tooooo and she played this super cray hunter girl that got allllllllllllllll fucked up. and she let me into her plot and shit and it was SO MUCH FUN and i really liked it a bunch. We lost touch a bit but then we started chatting again over how S T U P I D people canbe on tumblr. LIKE WOW, BDSM IS NOT A BAD THING PEOPLE….!!!!!!!!!! DO YOUR FUCKING RESEARCH!!!!111!!

She’s also super duper pretty and sexy and i kinda wanna kiss her, but she’s got a boyfriend who is super duper cool so i aint ever gonna get in between that mang. It’s like true love goin on in that lovebirdnest thing over there. Super adorbs and im totally team miloemily. milemily. TEMAM MILEMILY. YEAH.

She’s also a gr8 artist and really creative and SHE AINT AFRAID TO YELL ABOUT SHIT and that’s really inspirational. I gotta meet this bitch one day. God, what an amazing loser.

that loser naranja-in-pajamas

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:11:00 -0700

Lemm tell you all about dis bitch here

Dis orange in pajamas or some shit

I met her during a role play and we became very good friends. There was a time when I was scared I was going to lose her as a friend because she lost connection with the internet for a very long time, but like chocolate, we got together smoothly with only a hint of bitterness with the arguments all great friends have. She’s the biggest hipster i ever met and i think she’s going to stay in america on “”“”“”“Accident”“”“”” when i meet her in july. She spells shit wrong all the time and its so fucking hilarious. She has an infectious laugh and makes me smile all the time. I nearly peed myself laughing at her misfortune yesterday. We’re probably going to get so shitfaced that we’re gonna end up puking in the bathroom together in a month and a half and thats okay yo! as long as i dont trip on her suitcases (probs 5 of them) because she’ll kill me.

Legit, she is a best bro of mine and i will piss in the shoes of anyone that hurts her, upload it to xtube where they like that shit, and then they’ll get a ton of requests from horny men wanting to wear their piss-shoes. yeah

naranja-in-pajama-jamy-jams is a fucking awesome ass loser mang.

Send me an URL and I will talk about them

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:02:07 -0700

frostbackscat: naomilovesellise: ladykalyxia: nipplebutt: gal...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:51:49 -0700

frostbackscat:

naomilovesellise:

ladykalyxia:

nipplebutt:

galacticskies:

russian-tupperware:

alliwiciousdelicious:

What makes me happy
fills me up with glee
those bones in my jaw
that don’t have a flaw

My shiny teeth and me.

got bored
found red shwearshirt
became chip skylark

hello perfection, how are you

HOW PERFECT OMG.

w HAT

guys slow down, I think that facial hair is fake

Im sorry

but seeing as how the real chip skylark is animated

doesn’t that mean his facial hair is drawn on too?

KATE, COSPLAY AS CHIP SKYLARK. NOW.

microcroft: urban legends (◠‿◠✿) scary stories (◕ω◕✿) creepy things (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧ paranormal and...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:17:19 -0700

microcroft:

urban legends (◠‿◠✿)

scary stories (◕ω◕✿)

creepy things (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧

paranormal and supernatural things ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

phoods: (via Garlic Parmesan Knots - Seasons and Suppers)

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:43:10 -0700

phoods:

(via Garlic Parmesan Knots - Seasons and Suppers)

gatorgirl517: I’m not ashamed to say that I drove on the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:08:43 -0700

gatorgirl517:

I’m not ashamed to say that I drove on the highway for the first time the other day, and this was the song playing as soon as I got on…so this was me:

anglosexual: misandryinhaiku: “women are weaklings!” i’m strong enough to carry your corpse to the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:34:45 -0700

anglosexual:

misandryinhaiku:

“women are weaklings!”

i’m strong enough to carry

your corpse to the woods

this haiku is my favorite haiku

slydig: hey asshole take me on a date

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:26:00 -0700

slydig:

hey asshole take me on a date

nikoanesti: I know this seems like a joke but this literally is...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:03:23 -0700

nikoanesti:

I know this seems like a joke but this literally is the gist of what happened today.

We're on a call

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:35:00 -0700

Lanaia:AAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THERE'S SPIDER ON THE WALLLLLAUGHHHHHHHHHH. OH NOOOOOOOO IT'S OVERMY MONSTER HIGH DOLLSSSsssssssoh hey i found two quarters
Me: *CAN'T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING*

off-zine: Some non-zine artists submitted to our...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:51:35 -0700

off-zine:

Some non-zine artists submitted to our prompt!

Lately, I have been getting a lot of questions about more Off drawing prompts and if non-zine artists can submit. Unfortunately, I can’t say we will be doing any further open-submit drawing prompts. ((for the sake that this is the zine blog—)) Though these have been extremely fun..

I wish to open another sideblog for drawing prompts. If there is anyone interested in being my administrative partner, do drop me a note. I’m looking for someone with plenty of time on their hands, has a full version of photoshop ((or is willing to get one for admin posts like the ones we have here)), and has a heart-wrenching love for our Off game. I want more prompts like this one, here, so we can continue to have a positive gathering of the Off fan-artists.

WOOP WE GOT EM

Thank you.

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misslucid: Danny Phantom warmup that got out of hand because of...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:17:29 -0700

misslucid:

Danny Phantom warmup that got out of hand because of reasons.

…I think I remember this show way darker than it actually was…

blackbanshee: tevinrice123: chocobo-strider: TT: Oh shi- AR: Initiating lock down. Hang on to...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:43:24 -0700

blackbanshee:

tevinrice123:

chocobo-strider:

TT: Oh shi-

AR: Initiating lock down. Hang on to your plush posterior mounds.

ONE…TWO… Condy is coming for you

THREE… FOUR… Can’t barricade your door

FIVE… SIX… Going to kill the Prince

SEVEN… EIGHT… It’s too late-

TT: Nine…Ten…

TT: I survived again.

I reblog this every time I see it…

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Tue, 21 May 2013 11:08:50 -0700